What Is Love?

Great show yesterday kid. A great show which proved for the record that Mr Coyle is alive and well and still sucking wine gums. Tommy my cat listened intently, but heard nothing which might prove that Mr Coyle had slipped Emma a sweetie. Tommy spat on his HB pencil point and wrote in his "Gerry" book.
10.31, Mr Coyle makes first interruption of the day.
10.37, Gerry says, "Did you hear me cough?"
10.43, Mr Coyle tells a long story about Tom Jones finding his bathrobe.
10 .50, Gerry calls Mr Coyle a liar.
10.51, Mr Coyle says,"Well may God forgive you!"
10.54, Gerry and Sean laugh at a secret joke, too blue to be told on air.
10.59.57, Gerry says, "We will be right back after the news."
Note to self. Three records follow the news. Extending the news slot to,15.47 minutes.
11. 19, Coyle makes veiled reference to handing in his notice.
Note to self. The nation holds its breath.
11. 21, Woman comes on looking for lost poem. Women gets the BR.--The bum's rush.
11.34, Old Jordie comes on and gives the distinct impression that he may be on the cooking sherry.
Old Jordie is in good form. Mr Coyle nearly kills himself giggling. Old Jordie, cures many animals and then departs with a "Keep her lit, till we get out."
11.45, The bailiff rushes in and repossesses the radio.
Tommy lay on the sofa, sucking an orange, rolling his eyes and curling his tail.
"This love thing," said Tommy, "what's it all about? Can you see love? Hear love? Touch love? People kill in the name of love AND YET! love can turn into great hate.
Why do we associate love with the heart when we know the heart is incapable of emotion or feelings?
So many kinds of love," muttered Tommy. "The love of children, animals, places, things, God, self and Daniel O'Donnell. LOVE!!!" yelled Tommy. "What's it all-ABOUT???"
I brought a huge saucepan down hard on Tommy head and yelled, "You left out, tough love!" and I brought the saucepan down time and time again on the feline's head. But, I did it in a loving way!